Hate to burst your bubble kids... At least they seem to be making no promises.
Have a crack at a company in DN operating B1900D groundschools for a hellova lot more than $750 and telling guys lies about job prospects.
I guess for the guys that laugh about turning down the opportunity to do a groundschool and subsequently missing out on the turbine job, please stop whining about your lives in GA and lack of opportunities to break into the turbine industry.
Take a look at the industry. Yes, it is sad at times, and probably not going to improve. In the UK, pilots are happily throwing thousands of pounds toward the chance to fly a 737... again with no guarantees, however, they are the ones that more often than not come out with a job.
Reality check time maybe?