Trapped in Baghdad

[Devils Advocate]

Imho real 'oaks' would:

• Have 'slabs' of Castle & Amstel chilling within some aircraft hold ( i.e. high above the local airfield )
• Beneath the refrigeration aircraft, they'd have Braai’s brimming over with some locally produced Wors
• Have organised most of the ground based blokes into a full-on mission to locate, lure and secure some 'Punda' ( local or otherwise ) !