I am sure everyone heard this one
American Airlines pilot was set to retire after this last flight. Upon taxiing for departure he stated to the Toronto (YYZ) tower.
"Well after 30 years, this will be my last take off as a professional pilot. I just want to thank you folks up there for all the help over the years. You have been the second best controlling service in the world"
ATC reply's:
"Well thank you" pause for a moment
"May we ask who is number one in all your travels?"
Captain reply's:
"Everyone else"