Whirlybird,
Sad but true. How about, though, I manage to fly that ol' Hughes with cyclic gripped betwixt calves?
Re - meaningful sex - I nearly had an episode just after my trial lesson, trying to get out of said Hughes and misjudged position of collective. Then fell out of the helicopter
Back to cheese - one problem is that most forms of cheese which are in easy-to-eat, packaged forms are 'orrible. Cheese Strings? What are THEY!?
Cheese
Whirlygig
PS - I don't know about Leading Seaman Edge - pray, tell