Flash, I'll fly with you anytime if you can keep me entertained all day with ironic wit like that.
Having previously flown with a uk airline that has been taken over by its Cloggie parent, I am now spending my time flying with procedure bound, anally retentive robots (it's not their fault, they're trained to be like that......), I would relish the chance for some verbal fencing that doesn't end up flying so high over my colleagues head that he thinks its Concorde!
Good show old chap, keep it up!