Ick
"What about sauces to compliment ones dining experience. Call me old fashioned but i rather enjoy some horseradish sauce with roast beef. But oh no-- now I can only have a SATCHET of horseradish, individually charged to my account----SATCHETS in an officers' mess!!!!"
"the powers that be have already read my mind and implemented these screw down plastic chairs.All very officer like!!!"
I go down route regular as a regular thing with "royals" who seem to like nothing better that eating cheap in the Arches etc as on the ground "eatings cheating". The fact that they also have absolutey no prob's with plastic and sachets and bearing in mind that even on here it would seem kebab's and other junk food are the "tales of tomorrow" why suddenly on return to the heartland does one feel the need to have ones status massaged with silver service?
I had thought the "upper class pompous twit" thing was on the way out...guess I was wrong

Combined messing.....bring it on and see how the other half live!
all spelling mistakes are "df" alcohol induced