OK, it's funny but...you lot are horrible!!!! This poor guy comes on with a serious question, on the only forum on PPRuNe devoted specifically to rotary flying, and what to you do? It may be funny, but it's unfair. You were all wannabes once...or has the consztant noise of the rotors affected your memory as well as your hearing?
However, Quijibo, Whirlygig is right. We don't quite know where to start. You might be better asking on Private Flying, which is actually inhabited by a few people who fly things with whirly wings - and even some of us who absolutely fly anything we can get hold of.
But to attempt to answer your question, you're about to have the most fun you can have with your clothes on, and also embarking on the quickest route to bankruptcy there is.
Now, what else would you like to know...if you haven't already gone running yelling and screaming from the horrible cynical lot who post regularly on this forum.
