The ATIS at Malaga always ends with "controllers on the job" and the one at Faro ends with "end of Faro".
ATCOs are normally good fun.
Once at STN, on a Saturday evening, when the place is usually completely full of Ryanairs (who finish earlier than us), there was not a single Ryanair to be seen. We asked ATC where they all were tonight and instantly the reply came "they're all at a party".
Heard one quiet night, after an aircraft had taken a wrong turn taxiing in
ATC: "take intersection X to rejoin taxiway A"
Aircraft: "we were hoping you hadn't noticed"
ATC: "you'd be wrong"
Slight pause whilst aircraft established on correct, long taxiway
Aircraft "are there any speed cameras on this section?"