'Mess you passage' always makes me giggle!
Was listening on 125.25 (Farnborough) and there was a guy who was talking so the controller and just trying to say everything in one breath (half of his call was totally unneccessary anyway!). He finally finished his spiel and the controller said really sarcastically:
'and breathe....'
He obviously didn't get it because he did it again!
Once heard someone ask the controller out for dinner
(over the 'air')