Is that right donch noo eh? I work with a swede, Scotsman, Irish, Yank, Pommie, Zimbabwean and a kiwi. You Canadians are the most 'accented' of the lot.
ATC 'Traffic is aboot your 2 oclock'
Acft 'What someone is throwing shoes at us?'
ATC 'No budday I said aboot eh donch noo'
Acft 'Booty? What? Pirates?And no, my nose is not running?'