Heard this from a collegue:
Evening departures from Copenhagen (EKCH)
747 Cargo on the roll on RWY 22R, two regional ATR 42 or 72, from the same company, just short of RWY 22L waiting for departure.
TWR: CIM xxx There will be a slight delay. A big one just departed RWY 22R
CIM xxx: Roger, and by the way i'm a big one too.....
After two minuttes the first CIM is on his way, and just as he rotates the other CIM, now waiting for departure, comes up with:
CIM yyy: If thats is what he considers big, his wife must be really disapointed.
The TWR was unable to get the second CIM airborne in quite some time due to heavy laughing in the background......