USMC:
"SIR, we challenged the intruder by using the correct phraseology "Freeze, you goddam motherclucking sonofabitch, or get wasted" SIR. It didn't, SIR, so we engaged it with overwhelming firepower, SIR. The intruder was neutralized in accordance with the fine traditions of the Mreenkaw, SIR! Hoo-ah, Semper Fi, Proud to Die, SIR!"
SAS:
1. Got hold of some corn.
2. Laid it along the verge.
3. Waited in concealment with sack.
4. Captured chicken.