When the time comes, to justify all your hatred (you arabs) we can hear so much funny stories.
I've got a couple of stories for you....Elvis is alive...JFK has been shot by the mafia...Washington is controlled by an extra-terrestriel from Roswell.....and the best one for you, the world is controlled by a group of 11 powerful jews, hide underground in a secret place!!!!
Now put that in your "true story files" and use it when you need it!