CEO gets free swimming lesson
Rumours are reaching COWPAT that our CEO upset someone at a recent social function to such an extent that he was "assisted" into the pool whilst still fully clothed and had his clothes and mobile phone ruined in the process.
Apparently he had a major sense of humour failure and suffered serious loss of face as a consequence.
Would anyone who was present care to give the exact details. I would also like to know who did it so I can buy him a barrel of beer.