Qwannas -
Yes we all know about "The Captain's Selection". I was reading them aloud one night for a laugh. (Porn titles are almost always hilarious when you read them aloud!) Anyway there was a group of pax from our flight standing behind us! Embarassing but amusing all the same!
Seatback -
Yes I think the designer had taken too much of something to have included so many cupboards in a hotel room. The only thing I can think of where the would come in handy is storing dead bodies or stolen goods?!
Re. Pacific Fair @ OOL. Hilarious. I used to love people watching there. Was always a treat! I reckon you could yell out the name "Shona" or "Chevon" and at least a dozen girls with ill fitting clothes, bad fake tans and stomach paunch would turn around!