oh terribly terribly sorry re the GRAND mecure!
how remiss of me... ps if you ever get an overnight at syd manure
ing go mid duty sick!!! just kiddin, but its nasty! cause if you werent sick already, you will be after staying there for the night!
Re mullets. Perhaps we need to look at developing a separate PA book for ports where mullets are in abundance (say > 5% of all hair cuts?) Standard welcome on board PAs could be :
"Mulls and Mullettes (as in male and female versions of (yes there is female mullets!)) welcome on board your flight to xxx today, and a special welcome to those Mullets joining us in BusinessMullet class and those Mullets from our Inter-Mullet airlines. We ask those Mullets in possesion of Two thongs today to please share your spare thong with someone who is less fortunate than yourself. Please ensure all mullets are secured so as to not obstruct the vision of the mullet behind you in the event of an emergency. Cabin Crew are now coming through the cabin wearing gloves to help you secure your mullet if required"
yes but true... and I tell ya cleaning up bits of stray mullet off the toilet floor is not a nice way to spend your turnaround!