Good to here champ. Instructing, me thinks that's for monkey's but everyone to there own i suppose. Credit must be given for getting off you arse (unlike other oz instructors) and moving to fiji.
Hope all goes well, remember one thing, if as time goes by you feel yourself leaning towards the dark side of humanity, slam your d..k in a door or go have a good pull; usually that'll suffice the urge. The last thing you need once you've reached a 1000 is a fuzzywussy and baggage to bring home to OZ. Play it safe and have fun.