The definition...
Gotta love my Macqaurie Dictionary definition of f**ker:
f**ker, n. Colloq. -adj 1. one who f**ks; one much given to f**king. 2. a contemptible person or thing. 3. (not necessarily offensive) any person.
Any person? Gee, might be able to have that as my title - just like the local quack has Dr.
Cheers,
J Soulsby. F**ker