In the crazy world of legally armed pilots......do you still have your nail clippers and reading glasses screwdriver [2 inches long] confiscated at the security gate?
"Ceratinly Captain, your S&W .500 is fine, but I can't let that nail file through here, policy you know."
Why don't we recruit a few German Sheperds as well, that will certainly keep folk away from the forward dunnies....and they slober less than a few folk I know as well.