Tail dragger do you have the phone numbers of said girls?
I only meet the single mums and to be honest its no suprise why they are single mums.
I believe the number of free range haggis out number the number of female virgins in Inverness.
And as for paddys dirty wicker hobbit hunting storys, all part of his training to becoming a CPL
And paddy be very careful of orkney women. The northen constab usually put on extra police cover when a report comes in that they are on the way down for a hen night.
MJ