Royal Marines
First heard this when I was with 848 SQN in the late 60s supporting 2 Commando Brigade as part of the Far East Strategic Reserve; except that the traditional version has it that it's the new RM LtCol CO inspecting his Commando, and he uses a swagger stick on his troops. He also manages to say "Verrrry good" in response.
One thing I did learn whilst operating in proximity to Americans near THAT war, was their propensity to exaggerate!
There are other Royal Marine jokes of the same vintage including:
"Royal Marines shuuun"!
"Royal Marines, twice round the world, GO".
"Why are you late"?
"Thought you said three times Sgt".
OR
"Royal Marines shuuun"!
"Royal Marines, off caps".
"Royal Marines, on your heads, bounce"!
Jokes apart, I found the Royal Marines to be a most professional force. Supporting their jungle ops, especially at night was adrenalin rushing, challenging and not for the faint hearted. Those accustomed to crabfat air conditioned accommodation, weekday 9-5 duty hours and self imposed low flying restrictions soon found their talents lay elsewhere!
Last edited by Argus; 15th Feb 2004 at 13:59.