AC to tower after a go - around,
Twr, AC123: there are a large amount of hares on the runway
Tower, unsure of what the AC is trying to tell them due to the pronounciation of the word 'hare' ask AC to repeat,
Twr, AC123: there are a large amount of hares on the runway
Tower still unsure of what is being told to them ask AC to again repeat,
Twr, AC123: you know hares on the runway? Big rabbits!
Tower finally understand what is being said to them and acknowledges.
Unknown callsign: better call the station barber then!
Were quite amusing at the time.
If memory serves every AC in the circuit asked if the livestock had been cleared from the runway when on finals - simple things!
