She pinned me up against a wall and stuck her tongue in my mouth outside a night club many years ago when I was obviously incapable of any discrimination or rational thought due to some overindulgence on Mr (or Ms) Artois' special potion.
I think I'll sue her retrospectively for harassment and give all the money back to the MOD. Looks like they (still) need all the help they can get to combat claims like this...
PS Hello again, everyone
