Check dis. 'ear me now. Listen, you boys need to chill. There ain't no shame spendin' 60k on trainin' and bein' the most over-qualified burger-flipper in da Golden Arches. Do what I did. Get down to da local fancy dress shop and hire out da best blingin, pimpin pilot uniform and tell yo b-hatches yo be drivin da biggest jumbo in da skies.
Peace.
ps Down 3 Greens: you're a ccok, you're a ccok!!