Not really Currawong:
...yeah we billed him 3hrs for 2hrs flown. Touched him up a bit....no law against that. We can charge what we want.
Oh! that fuel...yeah thats out at the station in drums. Wanna run out and take a look? Its only 4hrs by 150...
Put a bunch in drums in the park as well. So we can refuel on the burning jobs.....
Q: excuse me mr LAME engineer. how come there are no snags recorded in the flight log by the pilot?
A: why should there be? I look after my helicopters and they don't break down.
Been there done that. True conversations.