"Mugger be"
No matter how I try I cant get a spoonerism out of "your a prat"
Come on chaps the poor lad only wants some advice! Foz, see what you started, its all your fault. Just go to the recruiting office, when you have been to all 3, make a decision. You are probably going to need to make a few on your own during a flying course. Besides all recruiters spin as much as Tony Blair.
Enjoy it.