Now lads, and you my dear Philip shapes..
Oy caan't believe you really feel this way after aaill oy've done for ya. Perhaps you would like to bend down to my level individually so we can arrange some special side deals!
Sure Oy've sometimes helped mesel to extra chunks of yer wag=es but remember the one who breathed life into your very existence by giving you a jaab in d first place
Now I want to enhaance each n every oneya so oy've gaat an aal new contract on the boil, furst to sign gets a commaaand guys! T be sure