A tale from a friend......
Night on the piss in Norway, my mate decided to climb the flag pole outside the hotel and claim the flag for the crew bar. Almost at the top of the pole, said mate loses his grip and comes thundering down the icy pole only to have his decent stopped by the rope holding clip..........ripping open his crotch and tearing his scrotum in two!!!!! One purple orb hanging out from sack.....
Next three night holed up in Norwegian hospital.....
He told the fable on RTU that he had slipped and ripped his crotch open on the kerb!!!!!!