Originally Posted by
Saintsman
I'm reminded of the cartoon showing an irate engineer at the stores hatch, with the Storeman saying "It's no good you pointing at it, the computer says it's out of stock"...
There was another one IIRC, which had Storeman Norman pointing at the sign above his hatch and asking the hapless erk:
"What does that say, Laddie?"
"'
Stores', Norman", says the erk.
"
EXACTLY, son. If they wanted you to have it, the sign would say "
Issues", wouldn't it?"