BTW: You do know the aircraft's fuel state on ditching is in the NTSB's report, don't you?
Well clearly you don't either if you are using page 10 of the report as your reference. In reference to your so called irony in the brackets, the word probably is redundant. If you, as an upper middle aged male, are watching Young Sheldon for life advice I would suggest that you go and look for one.