Here's a couple more from the South West!
"London VPCTJ request descent please, I'm handflying the aircraft as the autopilot's not working properly"
"TJ roger, descend FL250 initially"
"Roger FL250, TJ"
"London good evening BAW8086 FL360 - on Autopilot as the crew aren't working properly!"
and;
(for us Brits this one! Got his number I think
)
"RYR118 continue on your present heading and report it"
"118,118"
