212man As
SASless has just started a thread about Skippy's List which includes an item about taunting the French, he may have more of a sense of humour than you.
Though I do accept his mild ticking off at my comment which was meant in jest and will try harder not to do point 21. Though anybody with the slightest knowledge of my time in the service will attest to my inability to promise not to do any of the other items on the list.