At the company I used to work for we often had "locals" ring up and ask, "wat taam dat den dirty plane leebin?". "Ahh, ten thirty". "What taam it?". "Eleven o'clock". "Cun ah still git on it eghh?". "Um...no. It's already left". "Weel let me sbeek to dat dem dare pahlot den.". At this point we generally hung up from laughter.
Ahhh the Territory.