Didn’t Johnny Johnson, by then a big wheel in the Middle East, get sent home for sending an Argosy to Kenya for, I believe, some good soil for his garden.
Wasn’t there a Luftwaffe Tornado crew sacked for running booze into Norway and returning with seafood on more than one occasion?
Many years ago in a 4 ship of Bulldogs (I know, I know but it was good fun), from Machrihanish to Glasgow when one aircraft had a bit of a wobble. His explanation, when we hit some turbulence I ended up with my guitar and several pounds of fish on my lap! Happy days.🦞