*Ring Ring, Ring Ring . . *
"Hello?"
"Hello, could we speak to Vladimir Putin, please?"
"Ah, yes, of course, that's fine - can I ask what it is in connection with please?"
"Yes, This is the 1970's and we'd like our Outdated Imperialist Dogma back . . ."
"That's fine. I'll see if he's available."
Years later . . .
"Hello, Caller - he is not available. He is in yet another Steroidal fight with his faceski. Too make it look youngski."
"That's okay, we'll wait . . ."
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