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Email from CAE recruiter, plus linked in message: We are looking for someone with experience in x, y, z, with the following qualifications, blah blah, blah - if you are interested, please contact me!
Me: Yes, I have everything you are looking for, can you tell me what country the job is in?
CAE: ...................Zero
Me: F*** you then!
4 days later, I can see they are advertising it. Good luck if you cant be arsed to engage with your clients.