Pilot thinks to himself: "Hmmm. If the Amish made helicopters, would the machines have horse-drawn rotor blades? Instead of making a 'wop,wop,wop' sound, would they go 'clop,clop,clop' instead? Just then, the chopper autorotated onto the marching band's tuba player. A low-pitched Bwamp Bwamp Bwamp sound was heard throughout the stadium.
- Ed