Much random whimsy from you all! I think, like GCSE, you all Pass on the basis of my assessments! However, extra points go to the following, in order of appearance:
Hydromet … Vee shall zing along... "Davee, Davy Crockett, King of the eastern frontier..."
Kiltrash … Look into mein eyes, of course I am sincere and we will be friends for as long as ze third Reich endures.
Nutloose … Ya I am on zer grand tour picking up zer odd souvenirs, you know France, Belgium. Austria, zat sort of thing.
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Runner-Up
Chu-Chu … If we can't bring your father to the Reich, we'll bring the Reich to your father. (Your Hohenzollen Spotting skills are impressive!)
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But I guess there has to be a winner, so let it be the person who took just 7 minutes to come up with the Caption I would have submitted …
Buster Hyman … "Nein. I don't recall telling to wear zee Fox hat. Vhere are you from again?"
Over to you Buster!