In order to allow you all to go into Isolation for Christmas, and to allow me to stop giggling at some of those great entries, I will now award the prizes as follows:
Honourable Mention
Originally Posted by 622
Using a well practised distraction technique, Flt Lt Barrington crept up behind Hoskins and gave him a wedgie he would never forget!
Runner-Up
Originally Posted by Chu Chu
So I said, "but Sir, pieces are falling off the aircraft." And he said "there's a war on -- take the bit between your teeth and get on with it."
THE WINNER ... awarded temporary custody of the CST, which will be delivered by Santa tonight, as you've been good ... and I particularly liked the way you wove in the WW2 clothing reference ...
Originally Posted by Dan Gerous
With paper pattern firmly clenched between her teeth, Gladys sets about acquiring the material for her wedding dress.
Please all have as good a Christmas as possible, and remember to wash your ... oh, just have a great Christmas, eh?
All the best to you all.