Last week a certain British carrier had a pilot in a hurry.
Can't remember exactly what was said, but it was along the lines of:
ATC - BAW123, leave LAM heading 270, no speed restriction.
BAW123 (female voice)- Uh, ok LAM heading 270, and we'll keep it high speed as the Captain is in a hurry, he needs to get to House of Fraser (department store in UK).
All with the nervous laughter of male voice in background.