... difficult to choose! A goodly collection of predictable offerings, although I was surprised there wa no allusion along the lines of "Imperial Airways lays up aircraft due to lack of demand during the COVID-45 epidemic."
However, a couple of posts displayed some fine lateral thinking which appealed to my strange sense of humour ...
Runner up ...
Originally Posted by NutLoose
Hangar rash, happens all the time, haven’t you seen the collection of snapped off floats at the bottom of the ramp?
Winner ...
Originally Posted by Buster Hyman
Sunderland 13, Southampton, nil
All yours, Buster, take it away!