I wont take credit for the following, it was forwarded to me. I think it summarizes the madness that has gripped mankind:
Corona Virus is the new Global Religion gathering new believers among the masses like Greta and climate change could not. As evidence consider the following:
This movement aims to indoctrinate, isolate adherents (or convince them to self-isolate) and bombard them with 24/7 mental programming.
Disconnect them from their old ways and culture. Enforce a cancel culture upon non-believers. To shut down and eradicate the Old System.
Corona is the omnipresent god and sees all. It can get you at home, at work, in the car, in bed, and especially doing fun stuff. (No wonder some other religions ban dancing and frivolity.)
Non believers and mockers will be stricken with Corona, for they are Sinners.
You were born sick/sinner. You have no method of proving your health. As a concequence you must attone daily with purification rituals using Purell, natch.
You must believe and await the return of your saviour, the vaccine. Beware the false vaccines that are not 100% effective.
Until that time you must live a pure lifestyle, alone, as in a monastary.
When in front of your god you must remain reverant, hushed and masked. Do not show ones face, do not question the narrative, or you will be stricken.
Corona had a virgin birth, got it? Racist.
Science plays little part in it. The media will ordain the truth.
Your government and the media are the physical manifestation of the Corona gods. They are the Oracles. Only they can divine the truth and communicate it to you via daily manna sermons on your personal electronic device.
At least once daily you should check the Corona numbers and scores. It will give you an idea of how many sinners live among us.
Gensis: Great reverence is paid to the Flu of 1918. Perhaps spoken about on bended knee. This was 1918 BCV (Before Corona Virus)
In the future, all heathens and heretics will be marked by a social justice virtue score. Only those with sufficient virtue, only those which took the communion the chip, the needle, whatever will be allowed to gather.
Just raise your arms, wear your Freedom Masks and give thanks. Maybe, one day, far into the future, after all have been cleansed, you might get freedoms back. You must believe in this redemption.
I wish I were joking