2nd from left standing holding map : No, no, no, the A303 is the best route, trust me
4th from left standing holding map: A303? But what about Stonehenge? A queue a mile long, rubber-neckkers... Give me the good old A30 every time!
rear cockpit holding map: A30? A303? Pah! M4/M5, motorway speeds, light traffic, Membury Services, no getting stuck in Crewkerne High Street, what more does a chap want?
Pilot: I say chaps. You do realise we are going to Cornwall by AIR...?