Best student ever................
The geezer who turned up for a trial lesson claiming to be a tornado pilot who had,'hit his head whilst ejecting' and was at the institute of aviation medicine at farnborough ,shades of 'goose' in top gun thinks I.
Pressed on the details makes up some imaginary squadron down at St Mawgan:instructor covertly takes spanner from school tool box just in case....
Keeps talking about 'scuds',refuses to land plane,refuses to show logbooks.
Enquires reveal,surprise,surprise=no one at farnborough has heard of him.
two weeks later Hampshire police call and ask if we know this character as he has dissapeared with £3000 of his girlfriends cash.
Anybody else had a problem with walter mitties ?