This thread is hugely entertaining. I am loving the idea that pilots are somehow better qualified/suited to becoming hairdressers, plumbers or electricians, when compared to the other couple of million people who will soon find themselves out of a job. Why would someone who enjoys flying aircraft enjoy cutting hair? I am laughing just typing that question. I am amazed you have not got driving instructor on your list - for the training Captains 😂
If I find myself without a job, (and I do agree the current chances of that happening are far higher than they have previously ever been), I think I will be considering something a little more suited to my skills, attributes and qualifications. I find myself wondering how you ever ended up jumping through all of the hoops and becoming a professional pilot when your next best career idea is to become a hairdresser or a plumber?