Couple of weeks ago heard at Glasgow
BMI Embraer having vacated the runway holding short of the apron on Delta with PA 32 behind, one aircraft just landed on the runway and one on the ILS.
Grnd : Golf-** could you move closer to the BMI
PA-32: "Yes but only if you promise he won't give us too much of a blowjob when he moves off."
Grnd: "BMI*** cleared to stand ** not too much thrust please, light aircraft behind you"
BMI: "We'll try and be gentle with it"
I can't count for the complete accuracy of it as we were laughing so much.