Do these ring a bell:-
Trial Lesson: Do you do this full time?
Instructor: No, just at the weekends.
Trial Lesson: Oh, so you're not a proper pilot then.
Instructor.....AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHH
Coming back after trip to land.
Trial Lesson: Do you fly proper planes as well?
Instructor: .....AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHH
Coming back after trip to land.
Trial Lesson: Don't you want to be a real pilot ?
Instructor: .....AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHH
Trial Lesson: How long have you been flying for?
Instructor: A few years now.
Trial Lesson: Don't you want to fly real planes?
Instructor: .....AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHH
The list goes on
Cheers,
LL