I'm surprised no one picked upon Harrys hidden hands and the reply from Meghan, and Wills, and at a pinch from Kate about Harry's wandering hands
However Honourable mention to Nutty with
"Hey you can see into Uncle Andrews bedroom from here, who is that in the school uniform?"
and Wensleydale with
"....and who bought Camilla the Sky Diving Experience Day for her birthday?"
However the fresh precipitant to the CST (Mk11) is … roll of drums... Ascend With
"We have told Philip many times NOT to light his farts, but does he listen? Oh, no, I'm only the Queen of bloody England..."
You have control