Dons black cap… OK...
Joint second place goes to
ShyTorque with the prophetic:
“What’s wrong? Meghan, never mind all this Canada nonsense...I didn’t win the caption competition......AGAIN!”
…and
Wensleydale who opened the batting on this innings and appealed to the dirty-minded little boy who still happily lurks somewhere deep in my psyche:
Should it be turning blue and purple?
That sounds like kilt rash to me – speaking of whom…
Kiltrash wins this round with a couple of particular little gems amidst his offerings:
Great idea putting our services on the Canada Times. "Do you need a couple to open a school, supermarket or sporting event? "
Call 1-800harryandmeghan :
and
I hear the rest of the Royal Whatsapp group have blocked you…
Mine might have been “It’s no good my dear, Granny’s forbidden me from playing with big girls any more as they get me into trouble;
and she says it’s no use you chasing after Uncle Andy as you are far too old for him…