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Old 3rd Jan 2020, 00:00
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73qanda
 
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Is it possible this is as simple as it looks?
1/Pilots want pay parity with other pilots.( fair enough).
2/Executives want to keep costs as low as possible. ( fair enough).
3/Both parties make grand statements and posture like thirteen year old school boys.
3a/There’s a scuffle, maybe a full on blue.
3b/ The headmaster arrives and breaks it up.
4/ A middle ground is reached.

Normally we go straight from step 3 to step 4.
This time however, the kid with the mirrored aviators has taken a wild swing and just clipped the fat kids chin without rocking him.( no one knew just how angry he was). A nine year old is running across the field to tell a teacher but the headmasters feet are still under his desk.
The question now is what will the fat kid do? He’s taken his jacket off and handed his iPhone 11 to a mate. Most of the onlookers think the kid with the sunnies can hang in there till the headmaster stomps across the field and breaks it up but nobody is 100% sure.
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